The Team Nobody Remembers Creating built a temporary migration helper from the previous migration

“It has a padlock icon.”— Finance Business Partner

Reason:

Honestly? Because the dashboard disagrees with Finance by €240,000. Already exported 63,510 rows to somebody's laptop.

Built by:

Lukas, a product owner

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

a serverless architecture with one very stateful function

Database:

a network drive mapped as Z: on three people's computers

Authentication:

MFA is enabled for 1 people

Deployment:

running from an image tagged latest

Responsible:

a team that has since been reorganised

Documentation:

Nadia's memory

Security situation:

the encryption key is stored next to the encrypted data

Future disaster:

It will overwrite the official data with yesterday's export.

Age: 41 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 36 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 2 accidental connections, the builder has left, 6 users.