The Person Who Once Used Python built a calibration tracker

“You need to know the exact link.”— Group Controller

Reason:

Honestly? Because the documentation was last updated 6 months ago. With 1238 users and zero documentation.

Built by:

Petra, a recruiter

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Laravel, maintained by one contractor

Database:

MongoDB containing a collection called test2_final

Authentication:

the threat model is "why would anyone attack us?"

Deployment:

hosted on a cloud account costing €61.67/month

Responsible:

whoever happens to be on call

Documentation:

a Slack thread from July

Security situation:

IT has not been informed and will not be

Future disaster:

It will be presented to management as evidence that shadow IT must stop.

Age: 21 days · originally expected to last 7 days · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 67% chance of becoming business critical, 1 departments depend on it, alive 3x longer than intended.