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App #1145 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 570Legendary

Business Intelligence built a warehouse stock counter

☠️ No known owner🧟 Builder has leftπŸ•ΈοΈ Load bearing
Users27
Departments1
Criticality17%
Money involved€180,239/yr
β€œThe API isn't documented.”— Marketing Manager
Reason:
Because the admin account belongs to somebody who left 15 months ago. Already exported 128,590 rows to somebody's laptop.
Built by:
Katrin, an analyst
Build time:
5 hours 10 minutes
Built with:
Express, because NestJS looked like too much work
Database:
one table called everything
Authentication:
the read-only account can update records
Deployment:
running in Docker, but the Dockerfile is missing
Responsible:
a shared mailbox nobody reads
Documentation:
comments in the code explaining what the code used to do
Security situation:
the encryption key is stored next to the encrypted data
Future disaster:
It will fail five minutes before a board meeting.

Accidentally connected to (5)

  • β†’ uses Google Sheets as an event log
  • β†’ depends on a folder called Incoming
  • β†’ depends on Invoices_Q3_backup.csv having exactly 12 columns
  • β†’ depends on somebody forwarding an email
  • β†’ depends on a Chrome profile nobody can recreate

⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 3.0 years Β· originally expected to last 3 weeks Β· 2 owners so far Β· survived 1 reorganisation Β· last meaningful change 74 days ago Β· original builder left 1021 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, €180k per year, alive 51x longer than intended.

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