β Back
App #1206 Β· π¨π Switzerland
Disaster score 570Legendary
The CEO built a lead scoring model nobody understands
πΈοΈ Load bearing
Users9
Departments0
Criticality12%
Money involvedβ¬9,326/yr
βThe API isn't documented.ββ Anja, The CEO
- Reason:
- Mainly because the project has been 90% finished for 18 months. With a roadmap in the README, last touched 317 days ago.
- Built by:
- Anja, a product owner
- Build time:
- 8 minutes
- Built with:
- ChatGPT, copy, paste, repeat
- Database:
- Git commits, technically append-only
- Authentication:
- the password is "Password1!" because it meets the policy
- Deployment:
- deployed from a branch called final
- Responsible:
- Finance, apparently
- Documentation:
- a Confluence page owned by Anja, who left
- Security situation:
- the admin account is also the service account
- Future disaster:
- It will be described as "legacy" before its first birthday.
Accidentally connected to (6)
- β uses Slack as a queue
- β depends on dates staying in DD/MM/YYYY
- β shares one API key with 5 other tools
- β reads directly from the production database
- β polls a CSV file for changes
- β parses PDFs using regex
β οΈ Removing this app may now destroy the company.
Age: 1.1 years Β· originally expected to last 2 months Β· 2 owners so far Β· survived 1 reorganisation Β· last meaningful change 405 days ago
Rated legendary mostly because: 6 accidental connections, it is load bearing, alive 7x longer than intended.
Current owner
Nobody has taken responsibility for this disaster.
Claim responsibility