The Person Who Once Used Python built a vibe-coded replacement for Salesforce

“Claude wrote most of it.”— Priya, The Person Who Once Used Python

Reason:

Honestly? Because the demo environment contains real customer data. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.

Built by:

Priya, a recruiter

Build time:

4 hours 57 minutes

Built with:

Excel macros, exposed over HTTP

Database:

GitHub Issues. Yes, production data.

Authentication:

the service account has global admin, just in case

Deployment:

deployed every time Ravi remembers

Responsible:

a consultancy that changed its name twice

Documentation:

a file called README-NEW-FINAL.md

Security situation:

the API key is shared by 10 applications

Future disaster:

It will export test data into production.

Age: 42 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 42 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 1 departments depend on it, 9% chance of becoming business critical, 1 users.