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App #1238 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 380Rare

Operational Excellence built a tool for deciding which spreadsheet is current

🧟 Builder has left
Users306
Departments2
Criticality29%
Money involved€0/yr
β€œIt's just a cron job.”— Ravi, Operational Excellence
Reason:
Allegedly because someone said "just add AI". With a settings page that does nothing.
Built by:
Ravi, an analyst
Build time:
one weekend
Built with:
a REST API generated by something nobody can regenerate
Database:
a database view called prod-final_FINAL_FINAL
Authentication:
the audit log contains passwords
Deployment:
behind a load balancer pointing to exactly one machine
Responsible:
an intern whose contract ended in September
Documentation:
a Confluence page linking to another Confluence page
Security situation:
the audit log is console.log
Future disaster:
It will cause Finance to ask "what is this charge?".

Accidentally connected to (3)

  • β†’ uses Google Sheets as an event log
  • β†’ depends on a folder called Final
  • β†’ posts failures into a Slack channel nobody watches

Age: 17 days Β· originally expected to last 14 days Β· 2 owners so far Β· survived 1 reorganisation Β· last meaningful change 17 days ago Β· original builder left 43 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 306 users, 3 accidental connections, 29% chance of becoming business critical.

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