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App #1257 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 183Common

A Committee With No Budget built a GDPR request tracker, ironically unsecured

☠️ No known owner🧟 Builder has left
Users12
Departments0
Criticality3%
Money involvedunknown
β€œWe'll migrate it eventually.”— Chen, A Committee With No Budget
Reason:
Honestly? Because the dashboard is updated manually every Thursday. With 2 tests, all skipped.
Built by:
Chen, a key account manager
Build time:
a long Thursday
Built with:
Excel macros, exposed over HTTP
Database:
an API that returns CSV
Authentication:
the password manager is memory
Deployment:
deployed from a branch called final
Responsible:
a shared mailbox nobody reads
Documentation:
a PowerPoint from 2022 labelled FINAL
Security situation:
the firewall rule is labelled TEMP
Future disaster:
It will duplicate every record after a timezone change.

Accidentally connected to (1)

  • β†’ calls an undocumented endpoint in the ERP

Age: 2.4 years Β· originally expected to last 2 months Β· 2 owners so far Β· survived 1 reorganisation Β· last meaningful change 420 days ago Β· original builder left 366 days ago

Rated common mostly because: nobody owns it, the builder has left, alive 15x longer than intended.

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