Field Service built a promotion nomination portal

“Claude wrote most of it.”— Plant Manager

Reason:

Honestly? Because the tiny change needs approval from 9 people. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.

Built by:

Jens, an analyst

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Streamlit

Database:

Marco's laptop, technically

Authentication:

the temporary firewall rule has existed for 13 months

Deployment:

deployed at 16:12 because "nobody will be using it then"

Responsible:

Anja, who insists they are not the owner

Documentation:

a Word document called copy of copy of Invoices_Q3_v2.csv

Security situation:

the security exception expires every year and is renewed every year

Future disaster:

It will send 121,703 duplicate emails.

Age: 71 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 71 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €390k per year, 116 users, 3 departments depend on it.