The SharePoint Team built a phishing simulation dashboard

“We have a diagram.”— HR Generalist

Reason:

Allegedly because the budget appeared unexpectedly on Friday. With a logo generated at 14:00.

Built by:

Kevin, a field technician

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

Power Apps, licensed to exactly one employee

Database:

UUIDs stored as VARCHAR(255), just in case

Authentication:

the webhook secret is "secret"

Deployment:

running on localhost through a tunnel

Responsible:

Group Controller, who has never opened it

Documentation:

a Notion page titled "New docs"

Security situation:

the audit log is console.log

Future disaster:

It will cause Finance to ask "what is this charge?".

Age: 15 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 49% chance of becoming business critical, €2k per year, 1 users.