Dog Shelter Team built a calibration tracker

“We only need it for this quarter.”— Lukas, Dog Shelter Team

Reason:

Officially because Friday at 11:51 seemed like a reasonable time to deploy. With a logo generated at 16:16.

Built by:

Lukas, someone from Procurement

Build time:

27 minutes

Built with:

a serverless architecture with one very stateful function

Database:

a folder called DATABASE

Authentication:

MFA is optional, so naturally nobody uses it

Deployment:

running on port 5173 in production

Responsible:

Sarah, because everyone else refused

Documentation:

a README last updated 823 days ago

Security situation:

the user's role is stored in localStorage

Future disaster:

It will be presented to management as evidence that shadow IT must stop.

Age: 34 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 34 days ago · original builder left 54 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €220k per year, the builder has left, 1 accidental connections.