Supply Chain built a skills matrix

“We'll clean it up after the audit.”— Anja, Supply Chain

Reason:

Officially because the last 10% is authentication, billing and everything else. With a settings page that does nothing.

Built by:

Anja, someone from Procurement

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

a Postgres replica that accidentally became primary

Authentication:

the webhook secret is "secret"

Deployment:

running on a server last patched 823 days ago

Responsible:

Lukas, who inherited it during a reorganisation

Documentation:

a Confluence page owned by Lukas, who left

Security situation:

the API key has never been rotated

Future disaster:

It will fill the disk at 17:46.

Age: 1.9 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 690 days ago · original builder left 128 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 5 departments depend on it, the builder has left, alive 12x longer than intended.