Whoever Asked First built a skills matrix

“It's only metadata.”— Ravi, Whoever Asked First

Reason:

Mainly because the meeting to fix it created 2 more meetings. Started as Stock_list_v2.csv with a script attached.

Built by:

Ravi, a working student

Build time:

8 minutes

Built with:

an Electron app, for a form

Database:

Cosmos DB because somebody had Azure credits

Authentication:

the read-only account can update records

Deployment:

deployed manually because CI/CD "was taking too long"

Responsible:

Ravi, whose laptop contains the only working environment

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

the audit log was disabled because the disk filled up

Future disaster:

It will become a works council agenda item.

Age: 7.6 years · originally expected to last 14 days · 3 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 420 days ago · original builder left 1856 days ago

Rated common mostly because: alive 199x longer than intended, €64k per year, the builder has left.