The Training Room built an incident response dashboard

“Claude can fix it if it breaks.”— Sarah, The Training Room

Reason:

Honestly? Because the official Asana CLone takes 37 clicks to change a phone number. Copied to production via floppy disks.

Built by:

Sarah, a team lead

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

an AI agent with shell access

Database:

a vector database because somebody said RAG

Authentication:

the threat model is "why would anyone attack us?"

Deployment:

running with 93% memory usage and "seems fine"

Responsible:

whoever still has the admin password

Documentation:

a Confluence page whose screenshots are all out of date

Security situation:

the admin URL contains the word secret

Future disaster:

It will cause Finance Business Partner to request an immediate status meeting.

Age: 250 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, €368k per year, 120 users.