Operational Excellence built a candidate referral portal

“We have a diagram.”— HR Generalist

Reason:

Mainly because the test account belongs to Priya from a warehouse supervisor. With a logo generated at 16:16.

Built by:

Kevin, a key account manager

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

Python and a cron job on a laptop

Database:

a Docker volume called final-final and a prayer

Authentication:

the read-only account can update records

Deployment:

hosted on a free trial using Ravi's credit card

Responsible:

Sarah, who insists they are not the owner

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

the security exception expires every year and is renewed every year

Future disaster:

It will get SSO after somebody shares the password publicly.

Age: 137 days · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: €3.7m per year, 432 users, 78% chance of becoming business critical.