Finance built an export compliance checklist

“The firewall should block it.”— Daniel, Finance

Reason:

Honestly? Because the budget appeared unexpectedly on Friday. With a logo generated at 17:08.

Built by:

Daniel, an intern

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

an Electron app, for a form

Database:

a column called misc

Authentication:

the shared account belongs to Katrin, who left 16 months ago

Deployment:

running on localhost through a tunnel

Responsible:

Nadia, because they clicked "create project" first

Documentation:

a README containing 11 broken links

Security situation:

the threat model is "why would anyone attack us?"

Future disaster:

It will discover the backup password left with Nadia.

Age: 353 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 353 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 1 accidental connections, 10 users, alive 4x longer than intended.