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App #1615 ยท ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland
Disaster score 397Rare

The Salesforce Admin built a depreciation calculator

Users120
Departments0
Criticality12%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ498,096/yr
โ€œEveryone has admin because roles were slowing us down.โ€โ€” Petra, The Salesforce Admin
Reason:
Because Friday at 14:47 seemed like a reasonable time to deploy. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.
Built by:
Petra, a warehouse supervisor
Build time:
a long Thursday
Built with:
Python and a cron job on a laptop
Database:
a SharePoint list with 163,189 items
Authentication:
the reset password button emails the old password back
Deployment:
hosted in a cloud region nobody intended to use
Responsible:
"the team", which is Petra
Documentation:
a screenshot of a photographed whiteboard
Security situation:
every error response includes the full stack trace
Future disaster:
It will turn out to contain the only correct customer addresses.

Accidentally connected to (4)

  • โ†’ depends on a cron job on another server
  • โ†’ depends on nobody using commas inside CSV fields
  • โ†’ parses invoices from email attachments
  • โ†’ depends on a client certificate installed on one machine

Age: 147 days ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 1 owner so far ยท last meaningful change 147 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: โ‚ฌ498k per year, 4 accidental connections, 120 users.

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