The Factory Floor built a coffee machine incident tracker

“It has a login screen.”— Priya, The Factory Floor

Reason:

Because the vendor said it could be ready in Q2, assuming requirements do not change. With a logo generated at 16:52.

Built by:

Priya, an intern

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Streamlit, somehow now in production

Database:

a column called do_not_use that is required

Authentication:

the password is "Password1!" because it meets the policy

Deployment:

deployed 27 minutes before the builder went on holiday

Responsible:

Chen, who thought somebody else owned it

Documentation:

none whatsoever

Security situation:

the audit log is console.log

Future disaster:

It will email customer data to a market you do not operate in.

Age: 14 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 14 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 65% chance of becoming business critical, 39 users, €19k per year.