Field Service built a gift and hospitality register

“The firewall should block it.”— Regional Sales Lead

Reason:

Mainly because management has a PowerPoint with a third number. Already exported 37,383 rows to somebody's laptop.

Built by:

Kevin, a key account manager

Build time:

12 minutes

Built with:

ChatGPT, copy, paste, repeat

Database:

a folder called DATABASE

Authentication:

the security review happened after the incident

Deployment:

behind a domain registered for €13 during a workshop

Responsible:

Finance, according to IT

Documentation:

comments beginning with TODO 2021

Security situation:

there is one shared admin account

Future disaster:

It will cause Procurement to ask "what vendor?".

Age: 2.4 years · originally expected to last 14 days · 3 owners so far · last meaningful change 210 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 661 users, €70k per year, alive 63x longer than intended.