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App #1656 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 570Legendary

The Person Who Once Used Python built a maintenance request portal

🧟 Builder has leftπŸ•ΈοΈ Load bearing
Users1
Departments1
Criticality12%
Money involved€152,699/yr
β€œWe have a backup somewhere.”— Lukas, The Person Who Once Used Python
Reason:
Allegedly because the architecture diagram contains a box labelled "manual step". Started as Headcount_old.xlsm with a script attached.
Built by:
Lukas, an intern
Build time:
19 minutes
Built with:
an AI agent with production credentials
Database:
GitHub Issues. Yes, production data.
Authentication:
the encryption key is in a comment explaining not to share it
Deployment:
running in Docker Compose on a machine named final
Responsible:
an intern's old manager's manager
Documentation:
a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx
Security situation:
the encryption key is in the source code
Future disaster:
It will be replaced by another tool built by Tobias.

Accidentally connected to (6)

  • β†’ calls an API scheduled for removal
  • β†’ has a webhook that triggers a cron job
  • β†’ syncs every 34 minutes and calls that real-time
  • β†’ depends on email subject lines matching exactly
  • β†’ depends on Internet Explorer compatibility mode
  • β†’ depends on a Windows scheduled task

⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 1.0 years Β· originally expected to last 2 months Β· 1 owner so far Β· last meaningful change 3 days ago Β· original builder left 287 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 6 accidental connections, €153k per year, the builder has left.

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