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App #197 Β· πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ the United Kingdom
Disaster score 755Legendary

Marketing built an invoice matcher

☠️ No known ownerπŸ”₯ Business critical🧟 Builder has leftπŸ•ΈοΈ Load bearing
Users49
Departments2
Criticality79%
Money involved€611,443/yr
β€œIt's not indexed.”— Group Controller
Reason:
Allegedly because the integration has been "temporarily disabled" for 2 months. With a settings page that does nothing.
Built by:
Sofia, an intern
Build time:
7 evenings
Built with:
WordPress with eleven plugins
Database:
an API endpoint called /getAllData
Authentication:
the login page is protected by another login page
Deployment:
deployed straight to production on a Tuesday, no staging
Responsible:
a shared mailbox nobody reads
Documentation:
a PowerPoint with 28 slides
Security situation:
MFA exists for the admin account, which everybody shares
Future disaster:
It will be replaced by another tool built by Thomas.

Accidentally connected to (6)

  • β†’ depends on a SaaS trial ending soon
  • β†’ parses PDFs using regex
  • β†’ runs only if the previous job finished before 06:00
  • β†’ writes into the finance database
  • β†’ downloads nightly exports from an SFTP server nobody monitors
  • β†’ depends on Node 16 specifically

⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 227 days Β· originally expected to last 7 days Β· 1 owner so far Β· last meaningful change 227 days ago Β· original builder left 155 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: €611k per year, 6 accidental connections, 79% chance of becoming business critical.

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