An intern built a customer feedback wall

“The budget expires this week.”— Kevin, An intern

Reason:

Officially because the integration has been "temporarily disabled" for 17 months. With 2 tests, all skipped.

Built by:

Kevin, a key account manager

Build time:

7 evenings

Built with:

Svelte, which nobody else here writes

Database:

a production table with no primary key

Authentication:

TLS is optional because it is internal

Deployment:

running on port 5000 in production

Responsible:

Jens, currently on parental leave

Documentation:

a README last updated 623 days ago

Security situation:

the user's role is stored in localStorage

Future disaster:

It will acquire a workaround for the workaround.

Age: 39 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 39 days ago · original builder left 49 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 569 users, 70% chance of becoming business critical, the builder has left.