CEO's Daughter built a PTO approval app

“We'll tell Security once it works.”— Lukas, CEO's Daughter

Reason:

Because Invoices_Q3_new2_final.xlsx finally crashed at 16:49. Quietly rolled out to two countries.

Built by:

Lukas, a warehouse supervisor

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Vue, for personal reasons

Database:

an audit table that nobody has ever queried

Authentication:

the security model is a locked office door

Deployment:

running in Docker, but the Dockerfile is missing

Responsible:

the person sitting closest to the printer

Documentation:

a Notion page with one sentence and 19 empty headings

Security situation:

a security review was scheduled for December and quietly cancelled

Future disaster:

It will turn out to contain the only correct pricing data.

Age: 12 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 12 days ago · original builder left 57 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, 168 users, the builder has left.