CEO's Daughter built a shift planner that emails PDFs

“Claude wrote most of it.”— HR Generalist

Reason:

Honestly? Because Ravi has the only working copy of Customers_new2.csv. With 2 tests, all skipped.

Built by:

Elena, a warehouse supervisor

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

WordPress with eleven plugins

Database:

Lukas's laptop, technically

Authentication:

the secret is in Git history, so deleting it felt pointless

Deployment:

restarted manually every Tuesday

Responsible:

"the team", which is Elena

Documentation:

a README containing 6 broken links

Security situation:

all users technically have admin permissions

Future disaster:

It will eventually process €2,400 per month.

Age: 88 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 88 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 88% chance of becoming business critical, 5 departments depend on it, €163k per year.