Quality Assurance built an NPS survey with one respondent

“The AI understands the code.”— Thomas, Quality Assurance

Reason:

Honestly? Because the existing report is a PDF of a screenshot of copy of copy of Invoices_Q3_final.xlsm. Quietly rolled out to three countries.

Built by:

Thomas, a team lead

Build time:

8 minutes

Built with:

React, Vite and enthusiasm

Database:

MongoDB containing a collection called test2_final

Authentication:

MFA is enabled for 2 people

Deployment:

deployed Sunday at 09:57

Responsible:

whoever answers the support email

Documentation:

an Excel tab called Instructions

Security situation:

the penetration test account had global admin

Future disaster:

It will discover the backups have never been restored.

Age: 27 days · originally expected to last 7 days · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 27 days ago · original builder left 34 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 575 users, the builder has left, alive 4x longer than intended.