R&D built an NPS survey with one respondent

“ChatGPT can probably regenerate it.”— Priya, R&D

Reason:

Because the integration has been "temporarily disabled" for 2 months. With 70 users and 70 feature requests.

Built by:

Priya, a team lead

Build time:

51 minutes

Built with:

an AI agent with shell access

Database:

browser cookies with surprising ambition

Authentication:

the security review happened after the incident

Deployment:

running from a zip file called Customers_final.csv

Responsible:

Marketing Manager, because their name appeared first in the meeting notes

Documentation:

a Word document called Invoices_Q3_final.xlsx

Security situation:

production secrets are in the README

Future disaster:

It will discover its own timezone policy in production.

Age: 12 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 12 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 4 departments depend on it, 1 users, €156 per year.