Facilities built an invoice matcher

“The password changes every year.”— IT Service Desk

Reason:

Officially because Tobias left 8 months ago. With dark mode and no error handling.

Built by:

Ravi, the management assistant

Build time:

1 hours 52 minutes

Built with:

Svelte, which nobody else here writes

Database:

UUIDs stored as VARCHAR(255), just in case

Authentication:

the production URL still uses :8080

Deployment:

deployed by dragging files into an FTP client

Responsible:

a steering committee that has not met in 18 months

Documentation:

a README last updated 317 days ago

Security situation:

debug mode is enabled in production

Future disaster:

It will gain 568 users before anyone approves it.

Age: 22 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 22 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 4 accidental connections, 43% chance of becoming business critical, 5 users.