CEO's Daughter built an OKR tracker abandoned in week three

“It's too obscure to attack.”— Petra, CEO's Daughter

Reason:

Allegedly because it was faster to build it than to explain it to HR Generalist. Quietly rolled out to two countries.

Built by:

Petra, a recruiter

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

a no-code builder on a personal account

Database:

a SharePoint list that started as a temporary workaround

Authentication:

the token expiration date is optional

Deployment:

running in Docker Compose on a machine named main-2

Responsible:

Thomas, who only knows the frontend

Documentation:

a Loom video whose owner account has been deleted

Security situation:

the security review consisted of opening DevTools

Future disaster:

It will be replaced by a second version of itself.

Age: 4.8 years · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 3 owners so far · survived 3 reorganisations · last meaningful change 420 days ago

Rated common mostly because: alive 58x longer than intended, 1 users, €756 per year.