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App #402 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 780Mythic

Customer Support built an on-call rota in a shared doc with a UI

πŸ”₯ Business critical
Users50
Departments0
Criticality100%
Money involved€4,332/yr
β€œIt's only temporary.”— Marco, Customer Support
Reason:
Honestly? Because someone called it "basically just CRUD". With 2 tests, all skipped.
Built by:
Marco, the management assistant
Build time:
12 minutes
Built with:
React, Vite and enthusiasm
Database:
a YAML file with 156,733 customer records
Authentication:
the JWT secret is "changeme"
Deployment:
running from an image tagged final-final
Responsible:
Nadia, informally
Documentation:
a Confluence page copied from another project
Security situation:
no security review, no plans for one
Future disaster:
It will be migrated into SAP and then quietly migrated back.

Accidentally connected to (4)

  • β†’ depends on a file called latest.csv
  • β†’ depends on Olivier being logged in
  • β†’ depends on LibreOffice rendering the spreadsheet correctly
  • β†’ reads from Salesforce

Age: 4.3 years Β· originally expected to last 3 months Β· 2 owners so far Β· survived 3 reorganisations Β· last meaningful change 74 days ago

Rated mythic mostly because: 100% chance of becoming business critical, 4 accidental connections, 50 users.

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