An intern built an org chart nobody updates

“We'll add backups later.”— Plant Manager

Reason:

Mainly because the Miro board is now the documentation. Forked from a tutorial at 23:08 and never cleaned up.

Built by:

Lukas, a key account manager

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

a no-code builder on a personal account

Database:

sessionStorage, because localStorage felt too permanent

Authentication:

the admin password is Elena123

Deployment:

on a VM created for a workshop in 2019

Responsible:

Operations, but they strongly disagree

Documentation:

a PDF exported from PowerPoint

Security situation:

it stores passwords, hashed with nothing

Future disaster:

It will break the day Lukas changes their password.

Age: 196 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 196 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 553 users, 3 departments depend on it, alive 9x longer than intended.