Legal built a KPI wall for a screen nobody looks at

“The data is mostly public anyway.”— Lukas, Legal

Reason:

Officially because the documentation describes a button that no longer exists. With 79 users and zero documentation.

Built by:

Lukas, someone from Procurement

Build time:

12 minutes

Built with:

Streamlit

Database:

Tobias's laptop, technically

Authentication:

there is one account called "user"

Deployment:

deployed by copying files over RDP

Responsible:

Sarah, because everyone else refused

Documentation:

a photographed whiteboard from a workshop

Security situation:

the API key is shared by 4 applications

Future disaster:

It will outlive two reorganisations.

Age: 5.0 years · originally expected to last 3 months · 5 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 420 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 5 departments depend on it, 114 users, 3 accidental connections.