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App #585 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany
Disaster score 340Rare

Quality Assurance built a visitor sign-in kiosk

Users2
Departments0
Criticality48%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ5,901/yr
โ€œGit is basically a backup.โ€โ€” Regional Sales Lead
Reason:
Honestly? Because the roadmap says Q4, but nobody wrote down the year. With a logo generated at 17:00.
Built by:
Daniel, someone from Procurement
Build time:
43 minutes
Built with:
a Notion database with automations
Database:
a JSON file in Git called production-data.json
Authentication:
authorization is handled in the UI
Deployment:
running on a development server labelled DO NOT RESTART
Responsible:
the business
Documentation:
a README that begins with "temporary notes"
Security situation:
the temporary firewall rule is 8 months old
Future disaster:
It will duplicate every record after a timezone change.

Accidentally connected to (4)

  • โ†’ logs errors into a text file on the server
  • โ†’ receives production data through a webhook with no signature
  • โ†’ depends on a PowerShell script stored on someone's desktop
  • โ†’ uses the same API key in test and production

Age: 255 days ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 1 owner so far ยท last meaningful change 210 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 4 accidental connections, 48% chance of becoming business critical, โ‚ฌ6k per year.

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