Field Service built yet another project tracker

“Claude can fix it if it breaks.”— Daniel, Field Service

Reason:

Officially because the fax machine is still somehow involved. Renamed three times to avoid attention.

Built by:

Daniel, a product owner

Build time:

43 minutes

Built with:

a no-code builder on a personal account

Database:

a folder called DATABASE

Authentication:

passwords are stored in plaintext, for troubleshooting

Deployment:

deployed from a Git commit nobody has pushed

Responsible:

the business

Documentation:

a Slack thread from February

Security situation:

a security review was scheduled for December and quietly cancelled

Future disaster:

It will be reported to the data protection officer by a customer.

Age: 120 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 3 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 97% chance of becoming business critical, 3 departments depend on it, 48 users.