An intern built something with customer data and no permissions

“It's only 800 lines.”— Marketing Manager

Reason:

Mainly because IT said no, politely, in writing, on a Friday. With a logo generated at 08:18.

Built by:

Olivier, the management assistant

Build time:

2 hours 32 minutes

Built with:

Streamlit

Database:

a folder called DATABASE

Authentication:

the admin password is Kevin123

Deployment:

deployed into production because staging was broken

Responsible:

Petra, who has not touched it in 10 months

Documentation:

a file called how-it-works-v2-final-final.docx

Security situation:

a security review was scheduled for January and quietly cancelled

Future disaster:

It will cause IT to ask "what server?".

Age: 101 days · originally expected to last 14 days · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 101 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €58k per year, alive 7x longer than intended, 1 users.