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App #679 Β· πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States
Disaster score 741Legendary

Procurement built a video game

πŸ”₯ Business critical🧟 Builder has leftπŸ’€ Direct production accessπŸ•ΈοΈ Load bearing
Users280
Departments1
Criticality70%
Money involved€146,866/yr
β€œThere are only like twelve users.”— Plant Manager
Reason:
Mainly because the integration works unless it is Friday. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.
Built by:
Petra, someone from Procurement
Build time:
3 hours 52 minutes
Built with:
Svelte, which nobody else here writes
Database:
the production database, directly, with write access
Authentication:
the password policy requires one uppercase letter and optimism
Deployment:
running on port 5000 in production
Responsible:
the business
Documentation:
a Confluence page linking to another Confluence page
Security situation:
passwords are "encrypted" with Base64
Future disaster:
It will fail during the year-end close.

Accidentally connected to (6)

  • β†’ depends on Priya remembering to open Excel
  • β†’ uses Power Automate as the integration layer
  • β†’ depends on an Excel macro
  • β†’ depends on the worksheet being called Sheet1
  • β†’ depends on a folder called Final
  • β†’ polls the API every 5 seconds

⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 3.4 years Β· originally expected to last 4 weeks Β· 5 owners so far Β· survived 1 reorganisation Β· last meaningful change 420 days ago Β· original builder left 390 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 6 accidental connections, 280 users, 70% chance of becoming business critical.

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