An intern built a third CRM

“The data isn't that sensitive.”— Chen, An intern

Reason:

Allegedly because the deletion process requires a ticket, a manager and 8 approvals. Renamed twice to avoid attention.

Built by:

Chen, a warehouse supervisor

Build time:

51 minutes

Built with:

Vue, for personal reasons

Database:

a database on Chen's laptop

Authentication:

everyone uses the admin account

Deployment:

on the marketing website's server, somehow

Responsible:

Petra, because their credit card pays for it

Documentation:

comments that say "do not change this"

Security situation:

the certificate expired 88 days ago

Future disaster:

It will cause Finance to ask "what is this charge?".

Age: 12 days · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 12 days ago · original builder left 52 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 469 users, 3 accidental connections, the builder has left.