Facilities built a parking space allocation app

“We only need it until the migration.”— Finance Business Partner

Reason:

Because the dashboard is updated manually every Monday. With 10 users and 74 feature requests.

Built by:

Katrin, someone from Procurement

Build time:

1 hours 24 minutes

Built with:

a no-code builder on a personal account

Database:

passwords stored in a column called password

Authentication:

the password hint contains the password

Deployment:

deployed to staging, which customers are now using

Responsible:

Lukas, who insists they are not the owner

Documentation:

comments beginning with TODO 2024

Security situation:

the admin account is also the service account

Future disaster:

It will discover the backup password left with Elena.

Age: 169 days · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 169 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 6 accidental connections, €245k per year, direct production access.