Logistics built an OKR tracker abandoned in week three

“We'll document it after the quarter.”— Lukas, Logistics

Reason:

Honestly? Because the last person who understood it left 16 months ago. With 126 users and zero documentation.

Built by:

Lukas, the management assistant

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

Next.js, because the tutorial used it

Database:

a Postgres database called temp

Authentication:

a login screen that accepts any password

Deployment:

deployed Tuesday at 08:17

Responsible:

Lukas, currently on parental leave

Documentation:

one README with 5 TODOs

Security situation:

IT was informed. IT has chosen peace.

Future disaster:

It will send an invoice of €249 to the wrong country.

Age: 1.9 years · originally expected to last 7 days · 4 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 205 days ago

Rated common mostly because: alive 101x longer than intended, 24% chance of becoming business critical, the builder has left.