Facilities built Excel, but in React

“The password is really long.”— Marketing Manager

Reason:

Officially because someone said "can't ChatGPT do this?". With 3 tests, all skipped.

Built by:

Jens, the management assistant

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

Svelte, which nobody else here writes

Database:

the new database plus the old database "for comparison"

Authentication:

the password hint contains the password

Deployment:

deployed through a GitHub Action that only Elena understands

Responsible:

Ravi, who only knows the database

Documentation:

one README with 12 TODOs

Security situation:

the encryption key is stored next to the encrypted data

Future disaster:

It will cause Security to ask "what application?".

Age: 1.3 years · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 19 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 754 users, €230k per year, alive 22x longer than intended.