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App #804 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy
Disaster score 570Legendary

An intern built an internal URL shortener

๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ Load bearing
Users114
Departments3
Criticality12%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ2/yr
โ€œThe code is self-documenting.โ€โ€” Managing Director
Reason:
Honestly? Because the project has been 90% finished for 6 months. Built in a long Thursday and demonstrated immediately afterwards.
Built by:
Thomas, an intern
Build time:
a long Thursday
Built with:
an AI agent with shell access
Database:
passwords stored in a column called password
Authentication:
SSO, but only for Elena
Deployment:
running from an image tagged final-final
Responsible:
the business
Documentation:
one README with 9 TODOs
Security situation:
debug mode is enabled in production
Future disaster:
It will be replaced by another tool built by Petra.

Accidentally connected to (6)

  • โ†’ writes into the finance database
  • โ†’ expects Finance to upload the file first
  • โ†’ depends on 6 other temporary tools
  • โ†’ syncs nightly because "real-time was too risky"
  • โ†’ depends on drive Z: existing
  • โ†’ depends on a personal Gmail inbox

โš ๏ธ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 233 days ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 1 owner so far ยท last meaningful change 233 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 6 accidental connections, 114 users, 3 departments depend on it.

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