CEO's Daughter built a third CRM

“Microsoft probably handles that.”— Managing Director

Reason:

Because the ticket has been open for 623 days. Built in a long Thursday and demonstrated immediately afterwards.

Built by:

Marco, a product owner

Build time:

an afternoon, mostly

Built with:

Vue, for personal reasons

Database:

a database dump from December that is "probably current enough"

Authentication:

the JWT secret is "changeme"

Deployment:

on a free tier that expires in 26 days

Responsible:

Bastian, informally

Documentation:

two architecture diagrams that disagree

Security situation:

it logs full customer records to the console

Future disaster:

It will outlive two reorganisations.

Age: 1.6 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago · original builder left 493 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €191k per year, the builder has left, alive 10x longer than intended.