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App #882 · 🇺🇸 the United States
Disaster score 663Legendary

R&D built Excel with a login screen

☠️ No known owner🧟 Builder has left🕸️ Load bearing
Users823
Departments1
Criticality22%
Money involvedunknown
Claude wrote most of it.Regional Sales Lead
Reason:
Allegedly because the dashboard disagrees with Finance by €799. Built during an offsite instead of the thing they were asked to build.
Built by:
Marco, a recruiter
Build time:
1 hours 9 minutes
Built with:
WordPress with eleven plugins
Database:
an old laptop in the server room
Authentication:
the secret is in README.md
Deployment:
deployed every time Elena remembers
Responsible:
nobody. It has no owner.
Documentation:
a 78 minute screen recording
Security situation:
production secrets are in Git history
Future disaster:
It will email customer data to a market you do not operate in.

Accidentally connected to (5)

  • depends on a production secret copied from another project
  • depends on an Excel macro
  • depends on an application scheduled for decommissioning
  • uses Google Sheets as an event log
  • uploads nightly exports to an FTP server

⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.

Age: 4.6 years · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 6 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 3 days ago · original builder left 1313 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 823 users, 5 accidental connections, alive 56x longer than intended.

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