Sales built an incident log nobody logs incidents in

“Git is basically a backup.”— Regional Sales Lead

Reason:

Mainly because the vendor quoted €49 and a discovery phase. With 60 users and 40 feature requests.

Built by:

Miriam, an intern

Build time:

a long Thursday

Built with:

a Rails app from 2016 nobody updated

Database:

Redis with persistence disabled because "it is only a cache"

Authentication:

the login page is protected by another login page

Deployment:

hosted in a cloud region nobody intended to use

Responsible:

"digital transformation"

Documentation:

a folder called Documentation containing another folder called Old

Security situation:

the security exception expires every year and is renewed every year

Future disaster:

It will cause Group Controller to request an immediate status meeting.

Age: 114 days · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 2 owners so far · last meaningful change 114 days ago

Rated rare mostly because: 625 users, 89% chance of becoming business critical, 4 accidental connections.