Manufacturing built a reseller onboarding app

“It's only customer names.”— Marco, Manufacturing

Reason:

Because the Lovable logs you out after 11 minutes of inactivity. With a settings page that does nothing.

Built by:

Marco, a product owner

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

Lovable, and a pinch of stupidity

Database:

a backup strategy consisting of Ravi copying the folder on Fridays

Authentication:

the password manager is memory

Deployment:

last deployed 88 days ago

Responsible:

an external agency with no contract on file

Documentation:

a folder called Documentation containing another folder called Old

Security situation:

security is handled by keeping the URL secret

Future disaster:

It will become the source of truth in 5 months.

Age: 4.5 years · originally expected to last 3 months · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 823 days ago · original builder left 1555 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €75k per year, nobody owns it, alive 18x longer than intended.