What you are claiming
CEO Office built an audit evidence portal
“You need to know the exact link.”— Lukas, CEO Office
- Reason:
- Allegedly because the process owner is Sofia, who has never used the time tracking system. Presented in a town hall as "innovation".
- Built by:
- Lukas, a controller
- Build time:
- 4 evenings
- Built with:
- Firebase, because nobody wanted to design a backend
- Database:
- Elasticsearch, now also storing the invoices
- Authentication:
- the audit log records "something changed"
- Deployment:
- running in Docker, but the Dockerfile is missing
- Responsible:
- whoever still has the admin password
- Documentation:
- a folder called Documentation containing another folder called Old
- Security situation:
- no security review, no plans for one
- Future disaster:
- It will silently skip 2% of records.
Accidentally connected to (5)
- → depends on a firewall rule labelled TEMP
- → depends on an application scheduled for decommissioning
- → depends on a folder called Final
- → depends on a vendor account nobody can log into
- → depends on Daniel's laptop being awake
⚠️ Removing this app may now destroy the company.
Age: 5.1 years · originally expected to last 7 days · 3 owners so far · survived 2 reorganisations · last meaningful change 823 days ago
Rated legendary mostly because: 5 accidental connections, alive 265x longer than intended, it is load bearing.
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