The ERP Team built a non-conformance register

“The AI understands the code.”— Bastian, The ERP Team

Reason:

Because the documentation starts with "TODO". Started as copy of copy of Leads_backup.csv with a script attached.

Built by:

Bastian, a working student

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

Vue, for personal reasons

Database:

a database dump from June that is "probably current enough"

Authentication:

IP allow-list containing 0.0.0.0/0

Deployment:

automatically restarted by a cron job because nobody fixed the memory leak

Responsible:

the business

Documentation:

a Word document called Headcount_old_final_FINAL.csv

Security situation:

it logs full customer records to the console

Future disaster:

It will email the entire customer list to one customer.

Age: 12 days · originally expected to last 7 days · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 12 days ago · original builder left 50 days ago

Rated common mostly because: €257k per year, 2 departments depend on it, the builder has left.