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App #1097 ยท ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany
Disaster score 570Legendary

Fleet Management built a non-conformance register

๐Ÿ”ฅ Business critical
Users684
Departments2
Criticality98%
Money involvedโ‚ฌ6,422/yr
โ€œIt's only for a few people.โ€โ€” IT Service Desk
Reason:
Mainly because the budget appeared unexpectedly on Friday. With 2 users, one of whom is the CEO.
Built by:
Kevin, a warehouse supervisor
Build time:
4 hours 22 minutes
Built with:
Vue, for personal reasons
Database:
a second Postgres called main-old, for safety
Authentication:
the JWT secret is "changeme"
Deployment:
on a free tier that expires in 28 days
Responsible:
a consultancy that changed its name twice
Documentation:
a photographed whiteboard from a workshop
Security situation:
production secrets are in the README
Future disaster:
It will turn out to be the only system that knows the real numbers.

Age: 333 days ยท originally expected to last 3 months ยท 2 owners so far ยท last meaningful change 74 days ago

Rated legendary mostly because: 684 users, 98% chance of becoming business critical, 2 departments depend on it.

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Fleet Management built a non-conformance register