What you are claiming
R&D built a company-wide announcement tool
“The office Wi-Fi is secure.”— Nadia, R&D
- Reason:
- Officially because the workflow has 86 steps and nobody wants to open it. With a roadmap in the README, last touched 11 days ago.
- Built by:
- Nadia, the management assistant
- Build time:
- an afternoon, mostly
- Built with:
- Next.js, because the tutorial used it
- Database:
- browser cookies with surprising ambition
- Authentication:
- permissions are managed by copying another user's account
- Deployment:
- hosted on a free trial using Marco's credit card
- Responsible:
- Thomas, who thought somebody else owned it
- Documentation:
- a Miro board that takes 8 minutes to load
- Security situation:
- the API key is called PUBLIC_API_KEY
- Future disaster:
- It will get an SLA before it gets a test suite.
Age: 21 days · originally expected to last 4 weeks · 1 owner so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 19 days ago
Rated common mostly because: €157k per year, 94 users, 7% chance of becoming business critical.
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