The Person Who Knows SQL built a month-end close checklist

“Claude wrote most of it.”— Group Controller

Reason:

Mainly because the backlog contains 13,483 items and one priority. With a logo generated at 17:12.

Built by:

Priya, an analyst

Build time:

1 hours 12 minutes

Built with:

Redis, permanently

Database:

a vector database containing invoices for reasons

Authentication:

the encryption key is in the source code

Deployment:

behind a domain that still contains the word demo

Responsible:

Petra, because their email address is in the config

Documentation:

tribal knowledge, technically

Security situation:

the refresh token never expires

Future disaster:

It will become part of the company's "digital core" slide deck.

Age: 7.9 years · originally expected to last 2 months · 2 owners so far · survived 2 reorganisations · last meaningful change 3 days ago · original builder left 1233 days ago

Rated mythic mostly because: €2.6m per year, 423 users, 6 accidental connections.