Facilities built an employee onboarding checklist

“We didn't have time to wait for IT.”— HR Generalist

Reason:

Officially because the backlog contains 5,279 items and one priority. With a logo generated at 08:21.

Built by:

Ravi, the management assistant

Build time:

27 minutes

Built with:

Claude, and no one quite sure what it changed

Database:

browser cookies with surprising ambition

Authentication:

Basic Auth over plain HTTP

Deployment:

deployed from Miriam's laptop

Responsible:

whoever still has the admin password

Documentation:

an email with the subject "quick overview"

Security situation:

CORS is set to * because it fixed the issue

Future disaster:

It will get SSO after somebody shares the password publicly.

Age: 13 days · originally expected to last 3 weeks · 2 owners so far · survived 1 reorganisation · last meaningful change 13 days ago

Rated common mostly because: 6 users, €266 per year.