Someone From Operations built an internal job board with two jobs

“Sales already promised it.”— Marco, Someone From Operations

Reason:

Allegedly because the workaround has onboarding documentation. With a logo generated at 16:01.

Built by:

Marco, a key account manager

Build time:

one weekend

Built with:

Kafka, for reasons lost to history

Database:

Supabase on a free tier that pauses in 9 days

Authentication:

the write-only account can also read

Deployment:

running in a Kubernetes cluster created for a proof of concept

Responsible:

Bastian, who has not touched it in 16 months

Documentation:

a 100 minute screen recording

Security situation:

production secrets are in .env.example

Future disaster:

It will stop working when Ravi leaves the company.

Age: 51 days · originally expected to last 2 months · 1 owner so far · last meaningful change 3 days ago · original builder left 56 days ago

Rated common mostly because: the builder has left, 6 users.